Don’t Fuck in the Woods



A group of friends are going on a camping trip to celebrate graduating college. But once they enter the woods, the proverbial shit starts to hit the fan.

How this movie possibly got an average rating of 8.7 (as of the first 45 ratings) is beyond me. I only watched this based off the ranking, but I am disappointed in the IMDb community that this rating would stand for more than a day.

Basically the movie is about a creature that kills you if you have sex in the woods. It stars a porn star (Nadia White) who acts like you would expect a porn star to act, badly. There are a lot of pointless nude scenes in this movie, and was more of a soft core breast video than a cohesive movie.

If you want to see women who expose their breasts, and then are killed, you might like this movie. Otherwise, go watch any other movie.

The only reason I gave this movie a 3 was the camera work was decent, and some of the conversations were entertaining. Quintin Tarantino was always good at creating natural sounding conversations, and the beginning of this started like that. The rest was pure garbage.


Cast overview:
Brittany Blanton Brittany Blanton
Ayse Howard Ayse Howard
Roman Jossart Roman Jossart
Nadia White Nadia White
Hannah Herdt Hannah Herdt
Brian Cornell Brian Cornell
Kayla Stone Kayla Stone
Ash (as Kayla Morgan)
Brandy Mason Brandy Mason
Scott Gillespie Scott Gillespie
Creature / Luke
Deryk Wehrley Deryk Wehrley
Ryan Stacy Ryan Stacy
Ross (Guy in Alley)
Joe Vollman Joe Vollman
Wildlife Preservationalist
Savannah Howard Savannah Howard
Video Store Thief
Chris J. Neal Chris J. Neal
Customer (as Chris Neal)
Shawn C. Phillips Shawn C. Phillips
Sammy (voice) (uncredited)